One of my best friends has random ways of describing guys she goes on dates with sometimes…but then in this case I suppose we do live in England and good teeth are definitely not a guarantee here (yay! long live the cliches!):
FRIEND: going on a date tonight…I cancelled already last week so had no choice…
MOI: who is the guy?
FRIEND: the one with the white teeth
FRIEND: thought i sent you a pic
MOI: doesnt everyone have white teeth?
FRIEND: he looks nice, bit short
FRIEND: not that white