Anyone who has ever met me will know that there are a few people in this glorious world that I nurse a deep and intense dislike for – some people say it borders on hate – but I wouldn’t be that harsh – everyone has their bad days, right?
Right, anyway, so one of the people who channels/ provokes/ triggers large amounts of my dislike time and again is Cristiano Ronaldo – the guy is such a major twat that I seriously have no words…remember the whole drama with his baby-mama?! WTF was that episode all about? To me that just cemented my doubts on his sexuality – I was like – tada, et voila, thats one hell of a gay fella! Not that I mid gay people – only when they pretend they’re not I suppose.
How obvious does the boy want to make it? Well, say whatever you like about his new girlfriend – I still maintain this kid is totally g-a-y.
How did I even hear about her? It was the boyfriend – saying he got some FWD email from his mates about this AMAZINGLY HOT babe who is apparently ol’ Cris’s girlfriend since last year – reeeaallly…?? Anyway, this babe is none other than Russian model and diva Irina Shayk (rumoured to be the Sports Illustrated cover model for 2011):
She is ranked 18th in the “Top 20 Sexiest Models” list on Models.com, was voted Model of the Year 2010 by Glamour Spain…does anyone else think she looks a bit like a younger/ new version of Natalia Vodianova? I think its the eyes that make me think it…





